One day Vlad "Drakula" Tepees was talking to his alchemist. He asked, "What is the formula for letting a vampire go in the sun, eat normal food, and have a reflection?" The alchemist replied, "By making a formula of blood from children from countries that were in existence and that were known about when one became a vampire."
So Vlad sent out a Royal Monster Decree stating that all monsters from England, Egypt, and Hungary should send a delegate to his castle on October 20. When they came, they were to bring a high priest to perform the ritual.
During the meeting, the mummy decided that he would get rid of Vlad because he had been the pharaoh while Vlad had only been a lowly count. The mummy wanted to be in charge again, either that or ruin Vlad's plan.
The day after the third day of the conference, they returned to their homelands and did as instructed except for the mummy and the goblin. The goblin and the mummy's plan was that they would instead of getting one and a half pints of blood each divided equally among three different children from their own country, that the goblin would get a half pint extra and the mummy would get a half pint less. The reason why the mummy only got one pint was to keep Vlad from finding out the plot. The goblin slipped the mummy the substitute blood two days before the conference.
Vlad told them to be at his castle on October 29 so that they would have enough time to get organized. On October 31 they began setting up for the ceremony that evening for that was Halloween night, and the ceremony must be held by the light of the Halloween moon.
After the potion was made, the priests gave it to Vlad in a golden goblet. As Vlad lifted it to his lips, the blood glimmered like rubies in the light of the full moon. Just after he had taken his first sip of the potion, he realized something was wrong. It had been mixed to the wrong proportion. He threw up a bloody barf.
Vlad using his great mental powers found out whodunit. He punished the mummy and the goblin severely. He first punished the goblin by making him handsome since that was what they hated. As for the mummy, his plotin' rotten body was unraveled and given its guts back. Also Vlad banished the mummy and the goblin from all of Monsterdom. The mummy now lives in exile and like Napoleon is always plotting to come back. The mummy found a handsome potion, used it and now is a fashion model. As for the goblin, he committed suicide. It was a gruesome and gory death. He jumped from the turrets of the monastery ruins on the island in Snorgov in Romania and landed on the rocks below.
Vlad, for the moment, is in a weakened condition. He can no longer go out to get his food, so now he must have blood transfusions from local peasants who readily agree since he cannot terrorize them anymore.
After five years of blood therapy, his alchemist and doctor finally get him to the point that he can get past the front moat and terrorize the world once again.